EST. 2026 · PARIS
ISSUE 001 · V.3
AI Training Sprints — For Agencies

Your team uses AI
like a faster typewriter.

That's 5% of what's possible. We show them the other 95% in 5 sessions — then we leave. Your team builds Shopify sections, automates client reports, and wires AI into your stack. Without hiring.

Receipt — Sprint 001 · Agency "M"
DAY 01 — Shopify setup + local dev tools01:15:00
DAY 02 — AI demo: sections with Claude Code01:15:00
DAY 03 — MCP setup: GA + Amazon + Meta01:00:00
DAY 04 — Skills debug + autonomy test00:45:00
DAY 05 — testing independently ✓00:00:00
resultautonomous in 10 days

From "what is Claude Code?" to building Shopify sections independently

5-day sprints shock first receipts second no retainers no slop teach them to operate est. 2026 5-day sprints shock first receipts second no retainers no slop teach them to operate est. 2026
03 · How it works

Five days. Five artifacts. One new team.

Each day leaves your team with something real — a working tool, a rewired system, a documented workflow. No decks. No theory. Receipts only.

DAY 01/05

Shock

Live audit of your team's current AI usage. Then we build one thing they thought was impossible — in front of them — before lunch.

Artifact · demo video + audit
DAY 02/05

Build

We pick the highest-leverage workflow on the team and ship an agent, automation, or prompt system for it. End of day: it's running.

Artifact · working agent
DAY 03/05

Remix

Team gets hands on the thing we shipped. They break it. They rebuild pieces. They learn the edges by hitting them, not by reading a doc.

Artifact · 3 team variants
DAY 04/05

Wire

We connect the agent into the team's actual tools — Slack, HubSpot, Shopify, Notion, whatever they live in. No more copy-paste.

Artifact · production wiring
DAY 05/05

Handoff

Training session + operating manual + 30-day check-in schedule. Your team owns it. We're out. No retainer, no lock-in.

Artifact · ops manual v.1
04 · The transformation

Stop running between tabs.

Your team juggles 8 tools by hand. Context gets lost. We wire one AI assistant into your stack — it pulls, pushes, and remembers.

YOUR TEAM NOW
YOUR TEAM AFTER WEDGE
05 · The price

€1,200 €700 — for the next 3 clients only.

We're launching this offer. The first 3 teams get the full sprint at early-access pricing. After that, it's €1,200. Same content, same results — you just pay less for being early.

What you get
01 5 live training sessions — 1h15 each, remote, hands-on. You build real things on YOUR stack, not a demo.
02 Claude Code + MCP integrations installed — GA4, Amazon SP-API, Meta Ads, Shopify Analytics. Configured and running.
03 Custom skills files for your stack — Shopify section builder, client reporting, automations. Packaged and documented.
04 Operating manual — step-by-step guide your team follows after we leave. No dependency.
05 30-day post-sprint support — questions, troubleshooting, check-ins. Included.

Guarantee: if session 1 doesn't deliver a "wait, what?" moment — full refund, no friction.

Fee breakdown
€1,200 €700
EARLY ACCESS · 3 SPOTS LEFT
5 training sessionsincluded
Tools + MCP setupincluded
Skills filesincluded
Operating manualincluded
30-day supportincluded
Retainer / lock-inNone. Ever.
06 · Receipts

Things that actually shipped.

Real numbers, measured 30 days after handoff. Client names redacted on request.

SPRINT 001 AGENCY · M
10days to full autonomy

From "what is Claude Code?" to building Shopify sections solo.

5 sessions. Setup Claude Code, MCP integrations (GA, Amazon SP-API, Meta Ads), skills files. By day 10, independently creating custom Shopify sections and automating operations.

Sprint 001 · 03.30.26 Read ↓
SPRINT 002 DTC · S
+42.7% email CVR, 90-day rolling

Retention-email rewriter for a €12M DTC skincare brand.

Built an agent that rewrites Klaviyo flow emails using each subscriber's last 3 interactions. Shipped session 3, live in Klaviyo session 4, measured day 34.

Sprint 002 · 04.05.26 Read ↓
SPRINT 003 AGENCY · K
4.1×creative output / designer / week

Figma-to-variant pipeline for a creative shop serving Shopify brands.

Four designers. One sprint. End of week: the team was shipping a month of ad creative in four days without hiring.

Sprint 003 · 04.08.26 Read ↓
07 · Still not sure?

Questions we get before people book.

"Do I need technical skills?"

No. If you can use Google Docs, you can learn this. We start from zero and build up. By session 3, you're building independently.

"What if my team doesn't stick with it?"

30-day support is included. We check in, answer questions, and troubleshoot. But honestly — the shock moment in session 1 is what makes it stick. Once they see what's possible, they don't go back.

"Is this just prompt engineering tips?"

No. We set up real tools — Claude Code, MCP integrations, automated workflows. Your team builds real things that run in production. Not a ChatGPT tips workshop.

"What's the difference vs. hiring an AI consultant?"

A consultant creates dependency. We create autonomy. After 5 sessions, your team operates the tools themselves. No retainer. No lock-in. That's the whole point.

"What if it doesn't work for my use case?"

If session 1 doesn't deliver a "wait, what?" moment — full refund, no friction. We've never had to use this guarantee.

"Can I send multiple team members?"

Yes. Each additional seat is at the same rate. We recommend starting with your most curious team member — they'll teach the rest.

Ready?

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